Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective

January 27, 2013 11:41AM
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I’ve always tried to respect you and to make you feel comfortable but it’s hard to do so while denying I’m attracted to you. It’s a huge downer when you start flirting with me yet when I flirt back you go all silent on me and I don’t hear from you for a few months. What’s up with that? Am I really that intimidating? It’s not as if any of my cheesy come-on lines have went beyond PG-13 banter. (There have been rare exceptions but I only upped the raciness when you upped the raciness first.)
(Posted to the front page on 2013-01-27 03:41:24)
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Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective

kthor January 27, 2013 11:41AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

linnjob January 27, 2013 12:12PM

its'

linnjob January 27, 2013 12:15PM

May haps!

linnjob January 27, 2013 12:16PM

and i hadn't even gotten to the comments yet

linnjob January 27, 2013 12:20PM

oh god

linnjob January 27, 2013 12:25PM

man, maybe one day i could have a Fart Queen of my own

JSP January 27, 2013 04:00PM

It's this kind of guy that's shifting the Japanese opinion of us from Guile to Rufus.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker January 27, 2013 04:14PM

in america the women act too much like men

JimL2 February 07, 2013 02:18AM

um

linnjob January 27, 2013 12:29PM

More like arm fudge

railgun January 27, 2013 03:26PM

Arm taffy.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker January 27, 2013 03:54PM

sugar daddys

FMA January 27, 2013 03:55PM

Re: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Xiphias January 28, 2013 05:27PM

the sad truth

FMA January 27, 2013 03:34PM

I stopped at "Meh!"

phalsebob January 27, 2013 03:53PM

i am so in agreement with you

linnjob January 28, 2013 02:13AM

Whether "meh" irritates me is context-dependent but there are so many other things about this guy to focus on that "meh" kind of slippied under the radar

Polygon Pony January 28, 2013 02:24AM

but it exactly moments like these that make us hate "meh" in all its forms

Xiphias January 28, 2013 05:28PM

I can't read this.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker January 27, 2013 04:03PM

"You have your 50 shades of grey Twilight-fan fiction and I have my hentai porn collection."

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 27, 2013 04:44PM

WHAT A WILD DUET!

mobius January 27, 2013 10:20PM

I realize poetic uncle-Jim radical feminist prose could get me in your pants much quicker but how satisfying would that be for either of us if I was role-playing as someone I’m not?

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 27, 2013 04:46PM

Best guess?

railgun January 27, 2013 05:21PM

Re: Best guess?

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 27, 2013 05:25PM

Re: Best guess?

iamdamosuzuki January 27, 2013 06:54PM

when uncle jim's not at the worm farm, he's pumping serious iron

Xiphias January 28, 2013 05:29PM

I dunno, I thought it may be like Uncle Tom but for people worried about misandry?

eSRA January 27, 2013 08:36PM

I'm pretty sure that's what it is...but why Uncle Jim?

seudonimo January 27, 2013 08:40PM

Maybe it's a reference to the Countee Cullen poem?

gauchomarx January 28, 2013 05:39PM

No, that's exactly the kind of racist, appropriative neologism I'd expect gamers to come up with.

the late ba January 27, 2013 08:40PM

Is it possible he just meant to say "uncle tom" but got the name wrong?

Xiphias January 28, 2013 05:30PM

I'm going with this.

eSRA January 29, 2013 06:12PM

"May haps then everyone will be forced to stop bitching about “sexism” and “misogyny” on an international level!"

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 27, 2013 04:48PM

"My Clubs: BREASTS: Blessing or Curse, 23 members, Girls say they want bigger breasts. But is bigger always better?"

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 27, 2013 04:53PM

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemales

MAGICAL MAN January 27, 2013 04:53PM

Sure, “gamer guys” make great arm candy

fartman January 27, 2013 04:59PM

I imagine that living with that guy would be like being in hell.

FMonk January 27, 2013 10:17PM

Re: Sure, “gamer guys” make great arm candy

MaulLove January 28, 2013 02:38AM

fire walk with me

Keefu January 28, 2013 04:44AM

:D

Xiphias January 28, 2013 05:31PM

I wonder what Broken H stands for.

vvp January 27, 2013 07:28PM

I believe you should get yourself an account there as a girl gamer and find out!

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 27, 2013 08:11PM

You really need to make your way to Japan. A whole lot less feminism and a lot more fucking over here.

Keefu January 27, 2013 09:20PM

I feel as though I could make a ton of money off guys like this but I don't know how to go about it...

The Vengeful Spirit of Benjamin J. Bocephus January 27, 2013 11:16PM

A snack cake with a soft fuckable center?

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 27, 2013 11:34PM

doritos-flavored fleshlight

FMA January 27, 2013 11:35PM

Keep going guys, this is how you can repay your white privilege

The Vengeful Spirit of Benjamin J. Bocephus January 27, 2013 11:36PM

Mt Dew Code Red bottle that tells you you dont need those bitches anyway with each swig

Late Night Love Visit from Panoptical Goat Satan January 28, 2013 12:16AM

guns, depressing video games, and no access to anti-depressants

linnjob January 28, 2013 02:29AM

Two words: Gamer Grub

mobius January 28, 2013 02:39AM

Yeah, meat, (colorless - this is important!) starch, bland sauce

Polygon Pony January 28, 2013 02:50AM

I would recommend some sort of commoditized tonkatsu curry since you are basically dealing with a fried pork product and then there is the Japan association with those goddamn weeaboos will eat right up

Polygon Pony January 28, 2013 02:54AM

Someday we will eradicate Gamer Grub like we have the Guinea Worm

railgun January 28, 2013 02:51AM

Re: Two words: Gamer Grub

vvp January 28, 2013 03:01AM

executing a whole command and filling out an order form?

mobius January 28, 2013 03:09AM

"I don’t have enough sexual experience to gallivant around town under the flag I’ve made all my lovers orgasm."

jenesaisquoi January 27, 2013 11:31PM

dear female gamer conscience collective:

jenesaisquoi January 27, 2013 11:35PM

dear female gamer conscience collective:

jenesaisquoi January 27, 2013 11:44PM

comments :(

ron January 28, 2013 05:11PM

Re: Dear Female Gamer Conscience Collective

BrokenH February 06, 2013 10:13PM

I bet he'd come here and throw a fit if he could read our comments about him!

Xiphias February 06, 2013 10:20PM

oh cool I wasn't expecting you to show up. I have some questons!

nocash February 06, 2013 10:21PM

Re: oh cool I wasn't expecting you to show up. I have some questons!

The Vengeful Spirit of Benjamin J. Bocephus February 06, 2013 10:30PM

But what do you think of Tig Notaro?

John Holmes Boxxyfucker February 06, 2013 10:22PM

This is just gonna end up breaking my heart when it turns out to be suedo doing a thing

vvp February 06, 2013 10:26PM

Re: This is just gonna end up breaking my heart when it turns out to be suedo doing a thing

Duke of the Bump February 06, 2013 10:30PM

but christmas isn't for another 10 months :(

vvp February 06, 2013 10:31PM

Happy Valentine's Day, vvp.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker February 06, 2013 10:34PM

great now all the new shitbirds will be real new shitbirds

yrmom February 07, 2013 12:33AM

Yeah, but is it really that far fetched that I might actually have made hundreds of shitty misogynistic blog posts on a video game site as part of a troll?

seudonimo February 07, 2013 04:40AM

Might be ROUS.

John Holmes Boxxyfucker February 06, 2013 10:32PM

Why are you such a pussy bro? Women are to be fucked, not worried about

The Vengeful Spirit of Benjamin J. Bocephus February 06, 2013 10:31PM

yo dawg, I drew better sexy elves than you when I was 11 (nt)

balistic February 06, 2013 10:37PM

Welcome to the Chunderdome

Justice Scalia February 06, 2013 11:43PM


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